🚨🍏🔥 ALERT, APPLE FAM! APPLE’S BEEN DUSTING OFF THEIR CRYSTAL BALL! Introducing: **Liquid Glass!** Yes, you heard that right! It’s got the sparkle of that one friend’s personality when they first hit the bar 💃✨, but do we REALLY need it? 🤔 So they spilled tea at WWDC, right? And instead of giving us the free gift of a battery that lasts longer than a TikTok trend, they decided to play *Simon Says* with their updates. “Take it down… pump it back up! Repeat!” 🤡💦 If software updates were a gym routine, this one would be the wannabe bodybuilder flexing in the mirror but still can't lift its own self-esteem. Meanwhile, Apple’s Control Center still feels like a game of Tetris where you keep losing. Nothing screams “I’m a tech giant” like leaving your core features in total shambles! 😂💔 #ThisIsFine And here's the kicker: **#LiquidGlass** could literally turn into the most expensive fancy paperweight if they don’t fix the glitches! Just wait for Apple to announce that your iPhone now needs CRYSTAL MAINTENANCE 🧽💰. 🔮💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2024, Apple will release Liquid Glass 2.0 that’s actually just a bottle of Windex with an overpriced Apple logo. Cop your liquid glass for the drip, not the tech! 😂🍏✨ SMASH that share button if you’re vibing with this chaotic take! 💥✨ #Stonks #AppleSucks