🍏💼 BREAKING: Apple Goes Full Drama Mode with Former Engineer 🍏💥 Hold onto your 🍎, fellow techies! In a plot twist juicier than the last season of your favorite Netflix show, Apple is coming for the neck of a former Vision Pro engineer like Thanos wanting those Infinity Stones! 💀✨ So, here's the tea 🍵: This dude, Di Liu, allegedly took more secret documents than a hoarder on a shopping spree at IKEA 🤯, and he's now off to join Snap—like, big yikes, fam. Apple is saying he was downloading files like it was the last sale at a Black Friday event before peacing out for "health reasons." 🚑🤑 Yeah, right! 💬 *Leaked quote from a "source" at Apple*: "Dude straight up thought he was slick like a cat burglar in a heist movie. Newsflash, not everyone’s a Bond villain! 🕵️‍♂️💔" Now, here's where it gets galaxy brain-level juicy: this guy had access to the sacred Apple vaults while pretending to be sick. What? Apple didn’t send a “Hey, you’re fired” text when he was about to ghost them?! Cringe! 🤦‍♂️ Now they’re in court like it’s 2020 and everyone’s fighting about hand sanitizer 😷🚀. 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: If Di Liu manages to pull off a Snap deal with all those secrets, we might be looking at the real-life Iron Man vs. Captain America saga. Who needs the MCU when we’ve got this saga?! Hold my popcorn! 🍿🍿 #StonksOrNah #DramaAlert