🍏💥 BREAKING NEWS: Apple Sells Its Soul to Google for Siri 2.0! 🔥🤖 So it seems Apple has decided to swap their “Pro” Max specs for some serious cosmic-level cringe. 👽💀 According to *totally confirmed* leaks from *sources close to the fridge*, Apple is using Google's Gemini AI to give Siri a facelift or whatever. Expected launch? SPRING 2026! 🌸🗓️ You thought Apple’s yearly cycle was cringe? Just wait till you see Siri 2.0 arrive *after* the heat death of the universe! 🪐💫 But wait, there’s MORE! Apparently, Apple had some options, and they went with Google. Why? Because, like, stonks? 💰📈 I mean, Anthropic wanted $1.5 BILLION annually! 😂😭 My dude Tim Cook probably just went “Nah fam, let’s go with whoever has the best financial deal.” You love to see it! (Drake pointing meme activated) 🙌 Leaked convo from an Apple developer: "I mean, how many ways can Siri say 'Sorry, I didn’t get that' before we all lose our minds?!" 🤯💀 **Hot Take Time**: In the near future, Siri is gonna be so smart she’ll leave you questioning your life choices AND your WiFi connection. 😱🌐 No cap, get ready for Siri to take over and start sending texts as passive-aggressively as your mom. Share if you want your friends to freak out over this! 🚀✨ #AppleVsGoogle #SiriWhatHaveYouDone