🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Xcode 26 is about to drop like it's hot! 🔥🔥 Apple is officially throwing shade at ChatGPT by sliding into the DMs of Anthropic's Claude and Opus models. Yup, you heard that right! 💌👀 First, let’s unpack this: Apple is like that one friend who tries to pull a sneaky "hey, I got my own AI now" move while you're busy living your best life with GPT. 🤖💩 But hey, if you're still vibin' with ChatGPT, you can keep loggin' in like it's your ex's IG account! 😂📸 9to5Mac is spilling the tea ☕️, claiming they found references to Anthropic in the “Intelligence” menu—like we didn’t already know Apple was gonna flex with its own AI squad. C’mon fam, we see you! 🚀 Stonks are rising for developers who can now swap out their current AI side piece for something that screams, "I’m not like other AIs." 🤡 💬 *Imaginary developer quote:* "I thought I was getting ChatGPT, but I ended up with *Claude*. I guess that's what happens when you want quality over quantity. 😂💔" 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, we’ll see an all-out AI battle royale at WWDC, where Siri will reveal her new boyfriend, Claude, and drop bars like it's a 90s rap battle. 🥊💥 “Hey Siri, who’s the real MVP?” 🤔💀 Share this wild ride before Apple locks it behind a paywall! 💰💥 #Xcode26 #AIWar