🌌📱BREAKING: Apple reveals plans for a new generation of iPhones that’s literally just one big piece of glass! 🤯💎 Welcome to the future, where your phone is basically a fancy mirror! 🪞💁‍♂️ Sources say this innovation is inspired by Jony Ive’s dream of a “single slab of glass,” which sounds kinda like the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey but with more overpriced accessories. 🤖👽 And here we are, ready to fork over our last paycheck💸 for an “iMirror Pro” in 2025! I mean, let’s be real—who doesn’t want to stare at their own reflection while browsing TikTok? 💅 💡Imagine the leaked convo at Apple HQ: **Dev 1**: "What if we just made it all glass?" **Dev 2**: "Bro, that’s... genius? 😳" **Dev 1**: "Yes, and we can charge people $1,000 more for a glass slab that breaks if you sneeze!" **Dev 2**: "Stonks!" 📈💰 iOS 26 will give you a glassy UI, and here we are, waiting for the inevitable “cringe” YouTube unboxings where people compare it to a shiny rock. This is fine. 🔥 🚨🛑HOT TAKE: In 2030, the iPhone will basically just be the Apple logo with Wi-Fi. And your phone will be a pet because we will finally treat inanimate objects like friends. Get ready! 🤡👾