💥🍏 BREAKING: Apple vs. xAI - The Showdown of the Century! 🚀💀 Hold onto your iPhones, fam! Apple just slapped a motion to dismiss XAI’s lawsuit faster than a TikTok trend fades! 😂📱💨 Apparently, they’re like, “We only *partnered* with OpenAI because they provide quality juice, not because we’re trying to do a corporate chokehold. 🤖💰” Classic Apple, amirite? 🔥🔥 XAI is all like, “Yo, bro, you’re stifling competition!” and Apple’s like, “Nah, we’re just giving you a taste of *real* AI. Suck it, Elon! 🚀💩.” (Rumor has it a developer whispered: “Can’t spell ‘innovation’ without ‘i’ and ‘Phone’!”) 😂💀 But here’s the kicker: Apple claims it will integrate MORE chatbots! Is anyone else getting the vibe that they’re about to unleash a Skynet-level puppet show? 🤡🤖 “Wait, did Siri just join the dark side?!” Ultimately, this is all cap, though. Apple just wants your $$$, folks! 💰 Get ready for the “Chat-Googleplex,” where your inbox will explode with spam from *all* the chatbots! 📩👀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple will announce a chatbot that ONLY speaks in memes, and people will still pay $1,000 for it. 🤑💀 Stonks are going through the roof! 📈💥