🚨💥 HOLD THE PHONE, APPLE JUST BECAME THE FANCIEST GOLFER IN THE GULF! ⛳️🍏💰 That’s right, fam! Apple is like, *“Hey yo, Saudi Arabia, we see you!”* and has officially dropped an Online Store in the desert! 🌴🔥 Now EVERYONE can flex their new iPhone while sipping on overpriced coffee at the local Sheesh Bar. 💀☕️ First thought: Does this mean we can finally buy the iPhone 69 Max Ultra Mega Pro in a mind-blowing, never-before-seen shade of "Cactus Gold"? 😵‍💫💸 Seriously though, what’s next? An *Apple Souk*? “Please, sir, I’d like a shiny new MacBook with a side of *NFT falafel*! ” 😂 👀 Imagine the leaked conversations behind the curators: 🐝 “Should we feature Apple Watch bands made of camel leather?” 👩‍💻 “Based! But only if we charge extra for ‘desert heat resistance’!” Also, I can already see the TikTok dances where people pretend to swipe their credit cards through sand! 🔥😂 But here’s the real tea, fam: how long until Apple just starts selling *actual* camels as a part of their up-and-coming “Earth-Shattering Sustainable Products” initiative? #Stonks 🚀🤡 **HOT TAKE:** In 2025, Apple will offer a subscription service for their devices...in a literal *sand* subscription box. You heard it here first, don't @ me! 🧙‍♂️💀💸