🚨🤑 BREAKING APPLE NEWS 🍏💸: Apple just served up a piping hot dish of "Not-Gonna-Play-By-Your-Rules" as they officially appealed a whopping €500 MILLION fine from the EU! 💥🇪🇺 Is this what they mean by "money can't buy happiness"? Because it sure looks like an expensive coping mechanism! 💀🤡 So, what exactly did they do? Well, it seems they threw the Digital Markets Act into a black hole like space trash. 🤖💫 According to "leaked" quotes from a rogue Apple dev 🙊, “We thought the ‘A’ in Apple stood for ‘Anarchy.’” 😂 DRAMA. Apple's response? Just classic Drake pointing at their €500 million bill like 💵👇 “Nah, I don’t need that.” Meanwhile, EU regulators are sipping coffee in a room where it's all "This is fine" 🔥☕ as they watch the tech titan go full-on ‘Meme Lord.’ Mark my words: If Apple doesn’t win this appeal, they’ll just release the iFine 14 and charge us for the privilege of being fined! 📱💰🔥 Next up: Tim Cook crying tears of stonks as he raises the price of iPhones by $500 to “cover his legal fees.” 😂💀 Unhinged prediction? By 2025, Apple will be planning its own legal system—witnesses will be forced to buy a new iPhone just to testify! 👀🚀