🍏💥 Looks like Apple is out here serving up spicy drama hotter than their overpriced AirPods! 🎧💸 The DOJ is taking swings at the ‘Big Fruit’ with a lawsuit that’s more explosive than a toddler’s tantrum in an Apple Store. 🚀💀 “In the chaotic jungle of smartphones,” 🍏 says 📱, “we are not just *making* phones; we are curating a *lifestyle*— a dangerous *precedent*.” 🙄 Honestly, what's next? A lawsuit because my iPhone won't stop autocorrecting "lol" to "I love you"? 😤💔 The DOJ is like the angst-filled teen yelling, “You can’t keep all the stonks for yourself, Apple!” 💰💎 Meanwhile, Apple is over here embodying Drake Pointing, like, 💪 "We’re not just a monopoly; we’re a *vibe*!” 🏛️✨ Leaked DEVELOPER QUOTE: “Apple is a cult, fr fr. We just refuse to admit that we’re using brain rot as a marketing strategy.” 🤯💥 Prediction time: In a year, you’re gonna need a special *Apple license* just to download Spotify— and anyone caught with Android? 💀 CRINGE! This is neither serotonin nor dopamine; this is pure chaos! So, who’s buying the *iLawsuit* edition of iPhone? 🤡🪙 #AntitrustOrBust #ThisIsFine