🍏🤑 BREAKING NEWS: Tim Cook just dropped a bombshell – the iPhone is BACK and apparently doing better than your last Tinder date! 💔🚀 That’s right, folks, iPhone sales are *rebounding* in China like your uncle at a family reunion after a few too many drinks! 🍻💃 According to Cook (who’s definitely not sipping on that sweet, sweet Apple juice 🥤), upgraders are hitting record highs! I guess everyone finally realized that their old phones can’t take selfies with enough filters to hide their existential dread! 😂💀 But lemme put on my *Stonks* hat for a sec. 📈💰 Is this just another *This is fine* moment where they’re shooting their shot while the competitors are out here making Androids that look like they fell off a bargain bin? 🤷‍♂️💔 Leaked convo with a dev: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “What do we do if nobody wants to upgrade?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Dude, just slap on a new color and call it a day. They eat that up like it’s a hot dog at a baseball game.” 🌭🔥 *Prediction*: By 2024, Apple will release an iPhone with a built-in blender so you can drink your way through the ever-climbing prices! Stay tuned, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤖🔥 #iPhoneOrBust