🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s ‘iPad Fold’ is Doomed to Exist in the Abyss of Infinity! 🌌💀 So check it, fam: Apple just dropped their next level foldable iPhone that we’ll all probably line up to buy, despite it costing as much as a down payment on a house. 🏡💸 But wait—what's this? Our dreams of bending iPads like it's 2099 are getting postponed to... well, forever? 🤔🚪 In a shocking twist that has no one surprised, analysts say the iPad Fold is more likely to drop its mixtape than actually hit the shelves. 📀💔 One so-called expert reportedly said, “Apple’s working on it... in 2030.” I mean, Apple could’ve just taken a nap instead. 💤 Meanwhile, every Apple fanboy is out here sobbing 💧 like you just hit them with the "Drake Pointing" meme when they thought they could buy a foldable experience! 😂🔥 In conclusion, if you were stoked on that iPad Fold, you might need to just invest in a regular iPad, my dude. Or better yet, just fold a piece of paper and call it a day! 📝✨ Hot take: Apple is secretly developing a *foldable* MacBook, but it’ll only be available in gold-plated, diamond-studded versions for $10,000. 💎🤖 The only thing that'll fold is your wallet! #Stonks 📉🤡