🚨🍏 BREAKING (or should I say, SNOOZING) NEWS!! 🍏🚨 Apple just dropped a new support document hotter than your mom's basement in July! 🔥 iOS 26 is here, and guess what? It's more buggy than your grandma’s old flip phone 👀👵! Users are trying to iMessage their friends, but all they’re getting back is "NANI?! 🤨" instead of the usual memes and tea ☕💬. Apple's like, “Hey, we noticed some of you aren't getting notifications for your texts because... well, it's Apple 🤷‍♂️🤬.” So they’ve swooped in like the Avengers to save us from this digital apocalypse 💪🚀. The fix? Something about resetting settings and chanting “iOS 26” three times while praying to the tech gods. 🙏🔥 In a leaked developer convo (totally legit, I swear), one dude was like, “Can we just blame this on the wind?” 🌬️🤣 and another was like, “I’m just here for the stonks 💰💸!” But let’s be real: if you’re still on iOS 26, are you truly living? 🤡 No cap, I predict iOS 99 will just be a series of bug fixes until we all get replaced by AI that does our texting for us. 🤖💀 This is fine. 😩💔