🚨 Apple’s in legal hot water over ‘Hey Siri’ & keyboards! Siri’s like “Can’t hear you, I’m busy lol” 💀🔥
🚨🍏💥 BREAKING: Apple in court again. No, it's not for selling you overpriced cables - it’s because the Siri that’s always *busy* ignoring you allegedly swiped some ideas! 🤡💀 Cerence, the company that sounds like they really should be a band from the 80s, claims Tim Cook and Co. have been *borrowing* (read: stealing) their patently innovative ideas like "Hey Siri" and possibly even the virtual keyboard that *definitely* doesn't spell your texts right. 🤦♂️💻 **Lebron James voice:** "I'm taking my talents to the courtroom!" - Cerence’s lawyer probably after realizing this lawsuit could be a ticket to the *stonk* life 💰🚀. 📜👩⚖️ The court is gonna be like this: Apple: "This is fine." 😎✨ Cerence: "I mean... we literally said it’s OUR IDEA!" 🤯🤯 But let’s be real. Apple will probably just add “C E R E N C E” to their Genius Bar menu and call it a day. The lawsuit might just flop harder than Apple Maps on a road trip (we see you, 🚗💨). **Hot take?** Next year, Apple will just buy Cerence to avoid the lawsuit completely and rename it “iSiri™️” 😂🔥. This is how you make tech memes, folks. Share the chaos! ✨🤖
