🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Apple is bringing the cringe to L.A. with a super exclusive “Platonic” panel next week! 🍏😱💤 Let me just say, if you’re still excited about a show that’s basically just your average "we’re friends and we argue" sitcom, then you might just be the main character in a cringe compilation. 🤡💀 👀💡 “Limited spots,” they say? More like limited interest! You’ll need a lottery ticket to get in, and even then, you might just end up with a free Apple sticker instead. 🍏✨ But wait, there’s more! The meme gods have leaked this sick convo from the Apple devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Bro, we should really just make it a ‘Platonic’ meetup with the fans…" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Are you trying to be funny or just desperately trying to fill seats?" 😅 If you’re in L.A. and *fr fr* considering going to this panel instead of doing literally anything else, just know the vibe is going to be as dead as the energy in the latest Apple presentation. 🚀📉 And here's the hottest take: In five years, an entire reality show based on Apple fanboys throwing tantrums when they can't get acces to events will be trending. Mark my words, folks! 🗓️🔥 #AppleCrisp #Stonks #ThisIsFine