🚨🍏🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Apple is going for round two in the AI arena! But instead of creating a team for innovative products, they’ve summoned the magical squad of **Answers, Knowledge, and Information**! Yup, you heard that right! Sounds like a middle school group project on "How to Ask Your Teacher Questions." 😩📚 You remember that epic ChatGPT hype? Well, Apple’s calling their new product “Siri but Smarter” – because if you’re gonna copy, might as well do it with style! 😤💅 This is like seeing your grandma trying to smoke a joint – we love to watch, but the vibes are just off 🔥💀. According to insider “AppleDev216” (totally not a disgruntled former intern), “We’re transforming Siri into a chatty Gen Z TikTok influencer that still can’t even tell you what 2+2 is. Can’t wait for the cringe!” 🤡💬 And speaking of cringe, the *iPhone 17 Pro* was spotted in live testing… or should we say, “The World’s Most Expensive Paperweight”? 🙃💰 So, what's next? This phone will have a new color called “Existential Dread,” and *the Answers team will tell you why you feel that way.* 🤖💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, every Apple product will come with a therapist app pre-installed. Get ready for “Bytes of Therapy”!! 🤯💥 Share this chaos! IMAGINE the memes! 🤣💥 #AppleChaos #StonksOrStinks