🚨🎉 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🚨🎉 Apple’s cooking up a spicier stew than grandma's secret recipe! 🍲👀 Yo, peep this: the Vision Pro is getting an UPGRADE in 2025! 🥳💸 Rumor has it, they’re slapping an M4 chip and a brand new strap on it. Like, do we REALLY need to floss our heads too? 🤢💀 And then—hold onto your Apple Card—there's a RE-REDESIGNED version dropping in 2027! A “lighter” version, because why not? Maybe it’ll come with a side of clouds for when you can’t find your obsession with overpriced gadgets. ☁️🥴 🚨 LIT AF CEO Quote Leaked 🚨: “Yeah, we could just make it better, but why do that when we can just sell you the same thing while you pay your rent in monthly installments?” - Apple’s unnamed (but totally real) developer!!! 💰🔥 Listen, if Vision Pro looks like a couture paperweight until 2025, I’m gonna need a refund! 🙃👎 This is fine. Brace yourselves – in a world where every upgrade costs another kidney, I predict that by 2030, Apple will introduce a “Vision Pro lite” – for your cat. That’s right, get ready to see “dog emojis only” in 4K as you vibe in the metaverse! 🐱🚀✨ #UnhingedTechPredictions #AppleDoBetter