🚨🥱💤 BREAKING NEWS: 🍏 Apple Goes Budget? What is this, the Twilight Zone? 🤯👀 Hold the phone! 🤳 Apple is *allegedly* planning to drop a Mac cheaper than your morning coffee ☕—like, under $1,000?? 😂💸 Is Tim Cook finally acknowledging that the average Joe can't afford a kidney just to own a Mac? #BudgetGoals 💀 Rumor has it this MacBook, codenamed J700 (isn’t that a robot from Star Wars? 🚀), is gonna take on the cheap laptop squad—aka Chromebooks and those sad Windows machines we all pretend don’t exist 🙈. Mark Gurman, the oracle of Apple news, claims we're looking at a low-cost MacBook Air for around $599. Stonks? 📈 More like *low-ks*! Imagine: "Wow, this new MacBook is just as overpriced as my rent, but now the color is called 'Desperation Blue'!" 💙🧊 A leaked developer (probably named Chad 🕶️) was overheard saying, “If it’s cheap, I’m in! But can it still run Final Cut without melting??” 🔥😂 So, here’s my totally unhinged prediction: By 2027, Tim Cook will be wearing Crocs and selling MacBooks with customizable emoji keys! 🔥🦶 This is fine. 😅 What a time to be alive! Share this or your Wi-Fi won’t connect! 💀🤖