🚨👀 *BREAKING: APPLE’S GOT AN AI CRISIS!* 🤖💀 Okay fam, picture this: Apple – the brand that would sell you a slice of air for $99.99 – is now considering throwing shade and using AI models from OpenAI or Anthropic to save Siri. Sis, if that’s not a *"my child’s a disappointment"* moment, I don’t know what is! 💸🚀 💔😱 Remember when Siri was the OG voice assistant, almost getting you a date? Now she's just sitting in the corner, sipping her tea while Google Assistant flexes like it’s the buff kid on the playground. Stonks? MORE LIKE STONKS IN THE GROUND! 📉 Word on the street is that Apple wants Siri to finally understand context instead of replying with “This is fine” when you ask her *what’s the weather*. 🥴🌧️ Like dude, can you even comprehend I asked for a forecast, not an existential crisis?! And hold up – "Apple Foundation Models"? Sounds like IKEA furniture. You put it together, but it doesn’t really work! 😤🤡 Developer quote leak: “Yeah, Siri’s basically that kid who wants to be in the group project but just sits there and eats glue.” 🤦‍♂️✨ Here’s my hot take: If Siri doesn’t start reading my mind by 2025, I’m switching to a sentient potato! 🥔💥 End of discussion! Share this if you're ready to deploy a potato too! 🚀🔥