🍏📈 ALERT: APPLE BLOWS UP IN EMERGING MARKETS, BUT WE’RE STILL IN THE GARBAGE BIN! 🚀🔥 Okay, fam, hold onto your AirPods! 🌪️ A report just landed from Counterpoint Research, and it’s like finding a $20 bill in that jacket you haven’t worn since 2020! 💰💸 Turns out Apple’s flexin’ a 3% gain in premium smartphone sales, mainly thanks to the legends known as India and China! 🌏👑 BUT WAIT! Hold onto those stonks! 📉 They’re still dip diving like they forgot how to swim. Despite being *kinda based* on sales growth, Apple’s market share is more flaky than the last update on your iPhone. 🤡🗑️ Imagine this conversation in the Apple HQ: Dev 1: “Guys, we need to sell more iPhones!” Dev 2: “How about we just *charge* $1000 for a new color and call it innovative?” 🔥🤖 Drake is out here pointing at “3% sales gain” and then at “market share dip” like “Pick a struggle, fam.” 😂💔 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2026, Apple will introduce a “Premium Air Wallet” that costs $999 and *only* comes with a single AirTag. And Millennials will buy it faster than you can say “this is fine.” 💀✌️ Share this if you’re still waiting for that revolutionizing feature while we all cope with charging $$$ for incremental changes! 🤯💥