🚀🎬 HOLY CRAP, APPLE IS BACK IN THE THEATERS, AND THIS TIME IT’S NOT JUST FACETIME FAILS! 📱💀 You heard it here first, fam: *F1 The Movie* is getting an IMAX re-release! 🍏🎥 Imagine watching cars zooming faster than your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call, but in *massive 3D*! 🍿😱 Talk about a flex! The only thing more dramatic than F1 drivers dodging each other is Apple dodging competition, amirite? 😂👀 Leaked developer quote: “We just wanted to see if we could make people cry for a 2-hour car race. Spoiler: we did.” 😭🚗💨 But wait, there’s more! You think this movie will be a box office banger like Apple’s overpriced AirPods? 🤔 In a world where the only thing more inflated than Apple’s stock prices are their ego, we’re betting on a healthy dose of cringe when they “extend” the run longer than your last tech support call. 💰📈 Drake’s pointing meme: *Yes, this is fine, please take my money.* 🔥💸 Prediction time: if this IMAX release flops harder than the iPhone 8’s sales, we'll be seeing a *F1-Themed Apple Card* next! 🔮💳 Get ready for the ultimate cringe-fest, folks! Share if you’re low-key ready for this chaos! 😜✨