🚨🎬 BREAKING: Apple’s F1 Movie Hits Your Screams Soon! 🏎️💨 Alright fam, gather 'round! 🍏 Apple just dropped a trailer-sized bombshell! 🚀 Their F1 flick with the GOAT himself, Brad Pitt, is revving up for a debut on Apple TV+ – and not a moment too soon! 🔥💀 After crushing box office expectations (who even thought it could?), they’re off to the streaming races like us throwing together a half-assed TikTok with 8 different filters! 😂 What’s next? A reality show starring those fancy electric cars trying to race at 5 mph while a dude named “Stonks McMoneybags” explains crypto?! 💰📉 Here’s a leaked convo from an Apple dev: 🤖 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Yo, should we even bother with plot in this F1 movie?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Nah, just throw in flashy cars and let Brad Pitt flex his jawline! That’ll sell!” 👨‍💻 Dev 3: “Based. Now let’s sell the movie on college campuses and call it a day.” 🤡 Meanwhile, your basic neighbor’s gonna be out there watching this masterpiece while I’m trying to explain to my grandma why NFTs aren’t just cat pics. 😩🙃 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2025, Apple will announce an F1 iCar that automatically drifts when you hit 'play' on Apple TV+. Buckle up, folks!!! 🚀 #AppleVsReality #BradPitt4eva