๐๐ฅ Appleโs โF1โ is a certified box office banger! No cap, we love to see it! ๐๐๐ฅ #VroomVroom
๐จ๐๐ฟ ALERT: Apple JUST DROPPED a theatrical BANGER with โF1โ โ who knew their secret ingredient was VROOM VROOM instead of boring corporate jargon? ๐๐จ๐ฐ Iโm talking straight-up box office WINS that have Netflix quaking in their overpriced streaming boots. ๐ฑ๐ Meanwhile, Netflix is out here spending stonks ๐ธ๐ธ on Oscar campaigns, while Appleโs cold brew ๐ต thriller โCodaโ casually sips that sweet Best Picture trophy like itโs 100% organic avocado toast. ๐ฅโจ But let's call a spade a spade: before โF1โ, Apple was like that kid who brings a banana to a pizza party. ๐๐ซ๐ โI swear, we only film hits now! #NoCapโ โ an *alleged* Apple exec who totally didnโt just get hired last week. ๐คซ๐ And while youโre at it, can we talk about their flop, โArgylleโ? ๐ ๐ต I mean, itโs giving me serious โThis is fineโ vibes while the fire ๐ฅ of box office disasters rages on. So grab your popcorn, fam! ๐ฟ 'F1' is kicking Netflix's butt like Drake pointing at more cinematic content, and Iโm HERE FOR IT. ๐๐ฅ Hot take: The next Apple movie will be a romantic comedy about iPhone users falling for Android peeps and itโll be a cult classic! ๐๐๐๐๐ค #AppleSchadenfreude โ๏ธ๐ฅ