🚨🍏💰 *BREAKING NEWS, TEAM APPLE!* 🍏💰🚨 So, Apple just pulled a *FAST AND FURIOUS* 🏎️💨 and zipped to over $500 million at the global box office with their F1 movie—and no, I’m not talking about your uncle's 30-year-old Honda Civic! The film *F1: The Movie* is causing bigger vibrations than your average meme lord discovering a new format 😱😂. I mean, did we really think people would rally to watch cars go vroom vroom for two hours? 🤷‍♂️ But here we are, folks! It’s still resonating harder than my last Tinder date’s “I’m a cat person” tattoo! 😹💔 Sorry, bro, this ain't a cat meme stonks moment! 🚀 🍿🍿 “We’re droppin’ this on Apple TV+ in October, but who needs rush when people are still THROWING money at us?” said the Apple ‘head honcho’ (probably while sipping on some overpriced artisanal water) 💧🤑. Drake's like: "You used to call me on my cell phone, late night when you need that F1 hype... 🚫📞" And Twitter just went: “This is fine. 🥴🔥” 🔥✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple’s gonna drop a sequel where the cars start talking and solving crimes like *Cars meets CSI*! You heard it here first, fam. F1 just became a *Choose Your Own Adventure* movie. Who's buying tickets? 🤖💥 #MemeMagic