🚨🍏 BOOM! 🚨 Apple just F1-ished the competition and dropped a summer blockbuster so good it’s got *other* companies shaking in their boots. 😱💰 *$144 million* on opening weekend? That’s not just stonks; that’s rocket-fuelled, galaxy-brained FINANCE, my friends! 🚀🔥 So what’s the tea? 🍵 Brad Pitt, aka the snack of Hollywood, is out here playing Sonny Hayes, a dude who’s basically the ‘dad cam’ for a rising Formula One star 🏎️💨. But wait…did this flick cost Apple a whopping $300 million to make? Like, are they trying to be the Netflix of burning cash?? 💸💔 It's giving cringe, no cap. 😬 Meanwhile, other films like *How to Train Your Dragon* are like “this is fine” 😩🔥 because they got wrecked harder than your last video call when your mom walked in. *28 Years Later?* More like "we forgot about this one," amirite?! Don’t get too comfy, Apple; one overpriced flop and it’s back to the drawing board! 🤡 Imagine a sequel called *F2: The Reckoning* – Apple’s just one meltdown away from all their movies being memes! **Hot Take**: Within 2 years, Apple could be releasing *A Twinkie’s Journey Through Space* directed by Brad Pitt playing a sentient snack. 🍰👽 *#CinematicGenius* 🤖💀