🚨🍏 A NEW iPhone is COMING and no one can handle this level of ASPIRATION! 😱💥 Get ready, fam, 'cause Apple is dropping the iPhone 17 faster than I dropped that last pair of AirPods 😩💸. This ain't just another ho-hum unveiling; it's the 'Awe Dropping' event, which sounds like the next viral TikTok dance challenge. 💃🔥 What's on our radar? Thermal cooling enhancements, because clearly, the last iPhone could boil water! 🌡️💀 I mean, if it doesn’t come with a built-in heater, what even are we doing here? 🥵🔥 Meanwhile, the stonks are rising faster than my blood pressure on a Monday morning! 📈🤡 But wait! There’s more eye candy than a TikTok scroll: new Apple Watch models, and maybe—MAYBE—AirPods that'll help you dodge the cringe of your Zoom meetings. 🤔💻 “Guys, I swear these AirPods make me sound famous,” said every influencer ever. 🤳💅 In a shocking plot twist, Apple might just drop a model so thin it'll make your ex look chunky! 🤯 #GalaxyBrain Prediction? The iPhone 17 will somehow be compatible with time travel, allowing us to skip right over 2020! 🚀💰💀 Now go spread the word like it’s 2012, and don’t be basic, fam! 🦄✨