🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Apple is about to drop some *FIRRRREEE* at the 2025 International Conference on Computer Vision (ICCV)! 🍏📸 No cap, get ready for a major glow-up from those fruit logos! 😎✨ 📅 Mark your calendars, fam! This is set for Oct 19-23 in paradise aka HONOLULU! 🌴✈️ But instead of a vacation, we're about to witness Apple's scientists throw down knowledge bombs like it's the Hunger Games of nerds. 🔥🚀 A leaked source from the Apple Lab says, "We’re just here for the free coffee and a chance to roast Android’s pathetic attempts at vision tech." 🤖💀 Like, fr fr, are they even trying? 😂 Get this: they claim they’ve developed a paper that literally makes your iPhone see through walls! All I can say is *STONKS* 📈📈📈 Just prepare yourselves for a presentation titled, "How to Rebrand Our Old Tech Like It's New," featuring “iSee What You Did There” and “Your Eye-Phone is Watching You” 👀💰. 👊 Hot Take: By 2026, Apple will unveil an *actual* sentient AI that serves you coffee while reading your texts like a life coach. Because, why not? 🥴💥 *THIS IS FIIINNNNEEE* and I can't even—SHARE if you have faith in Apple’s potential to “see” the future! 🤡💥🚀