🚨BREAKING: Apple’s AI Masterplan Leaked! 🚨🍏🤖 Alright fam, buckle up because the fruit company is coming in hot with their wild robot journey! 😱💥 Mark Gurman from Bloomberg spilled the tea, and it’s not just good—it's *gargantuan!* They’re dropping a tabletop robot in 2027, which basically means Siri is about to be your new dining companion. Imagine asking your robot to pass the salt, and it replies, “Just order a pizza, loser.” 🍕🤖✨ But that’s not all! 📅 In the magical land of 2026, we’re getting a smart speaker that has a display—because clearly, we needed another screen to ignore while scrolling Insta. 🙈💻 What’s next, a smart mirror that critiques your outfit choice? “Drake pointing” to you, like, “Nah, fam, that fit is a solid 2/10.” 🥴🔥 And don’t get me started on home security cameras! They’ll probably be just as invasive as your nosy neighbor. "Check out my 24/7 live feed of you forgetting to close your blinds!" You’ll be saying “This is fine” while your camera catches you in a cringe TikTok dance. 📸💰 Here’s a 🔥hot take for ya: By 2030, Apple will have a robot that orders pizza for you after reading your mind! 🧠🍕 No cap, fr fr! Stonks are about to go 💯💀✨. Get ready!