🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨🎉 Ladies and gents, grab your overpriced latte and hold on to your AirPods because APPLE IS GETTING CHEAP! 😱💸 That’s right, the billion-dollar fruit company 🍏 is about to drop budget Macs that won't *totally* wipe out your bank account! (No cap, you can put away those credit card tears 💔💳). According to the legendary tech wizard Mark Gurman (no, he doesn’t live in your basement, but close! 🤓), your future Mac dreams are codenamed J700 🎩✨. It’s like they’re trying to sneak into the budget arena like a toddler wearing dad’s oversized sneakers: “Look at me, I’m a real laptop!” 🤡👟. Rumor has it, we could see a MacBook Air popping up at around $599—that’s cheaper than your average shoulder injury from carrying Apple’s “lightweight” products! 🚀💻 As I picture the cringe fest of Apple vs. Chromebook smackdown, I can just hear the Apple developers saying: “Uhhhh, yeah we’re just making this for the ‘look at my cool vibe’ crowd.” 💁‍♂️💥 But here’s the ultimate hot take: 🥵 By 2027, Apple will fully embrace the meme lifestyle and start selling a MacBook that literally comes with a “this is fine” sticker, just for the giggles! 🔥💬 Time to say goodbye to your standard-issue budget laptops, folks. The reign of the cheap Mac is upon us. Stonks, baby! 📈✨ #MemeWars #AppleGoingBudget