🚨🍏 APPLE’S ABOUT TO SLAP A LOW-COST MACBOOK ON YOUR DORM DESK! 💰✨ Hold onto your overpriced AirPods, fam! Apparently, Timmy Cook and the crew are brewing a budget MacBook powered by an iPhone chip – because who needs M1 when you can roll with the A series? 🤖💥 I mean, who even needs a high-end processing unit when you can toil away on spreadsheets like it’s 2015? 💻💰 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We figured casual users don’t need speed. They just need to watch TikToks while writing essays. It’s all about vibes, bro!” 🤡 And get this – it’s launching in 2026! So perfect timing for your next 10-year high school reunion, amirite? 😅 But wait, it’ll cost “well under $1,000” which is just a fancy way of saying “please still pay us your soul and all future earnings.” Stonks 💹 will be popping off but only in the aesthetic sense. 🥴🧐 Meanwhile, the screen will be *slightly* smaller than 13.6 inches, like “hey, we get it, we’re all on a budget!” Get ready to squint like you’re deciphering ancient hieroglyphs 😂! 🔥🔮 UNHINGED TAKE: In 2026, Apple will drop a MacBook the size of a Game Boy that runs solely on your hopes and dreams. Let's goooooo! 🚀💀 #LowBudgetLegend