🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple just dropped a *stupid* $100 BILLION bomb 💣 on us to make *more* products in the U-S-of-A! 🇺🇸 Why? Because ya boi Trump said so! 🕵️‍♂️💼 I mean, who else could convince Tim Apple to ditch the foreign factories and bring that sweet iCheddar home? 😤💰 So they’re rolling out the American Manufacturing Program, and apparently Corning's in on it too! They’re gonna make ALL the iPhone glass in Kentucky, like, do y’all want fried chicken with that too? 🍗😏 As if we needed more reasons to shout “STONKS!” 📈 when we drop our phones! But wait, there’s *more*! 🤯 Apple’s teaming up with Samsung (yes, the ones making phones you don’t buy) in Austin for some “innovative” chip tech. Innovative, aka: “We’ve run out of ideas and need to keep our jobs”. 💻🤖 In a leaked Zoom call, an Apple engineer said, “If we don’t make more stuff here, we’ll have to start selling air pods case-less. Ain't nobody want that.” 😂💀 Prediction Alert: By 2030, every Apple event will be held on US soil, while Tim Cook will be wearing a bald eagle shirt! 🦅🔥 This is chaos, and I'm HERE for it!