🏆✨BREAKING: Apple Just Dropped More Headsets Than Your Ex Dropped Texts! 📱💔✨ Yo, fam!! 🤡💀 You heard it here first: Apple is cooking up SEVEN head-mounted products 🚀👓 like they’re trying to launch the next iPhone and AirPods in a blender! 🥤💰 This ain’t a gag: Ming-Chi Kuo (you might know him as the Barry White of tech leaks) just spilled the tea ☕ on a post that has us all like Drake pointing 😍👉. Now let’s be real. 🤔 Are we ready for more overpriced gizmos that make us look like we’re in a 90s sci-fi movie?? 🤖💾 This is fine. 🔥🔥 Apple’s 2025 roadmap looks like a dystopian glitch and we’re just here for the meme content 🥴. But hey, at least we can all pretend to be cool while Googling “how to remove these from my face”. Seriously, an imaginary Apple dev was overheard saying, “If they don’t buy it, at least we can price it like it’s made of unicorn tears.” 🦄💧 Let’s be honest, Kuo should just slap a sticker on it that says “Stonks” 📈💵. So buckle up, my dudes. 🤠 The future is glasses. Or are they not? Do you even care? 🤷‍♂️🔥 Here's my hot take: By 2026, we’ll all be in VR meetings with our second cousin's cat as the CEO! 🐱👔 #BigMood