🚨📲 BREAKING NEWS: Apple just dropped a bombshell, and NO it’s not another overpriced fruit-flavored gadget. 🍏💸 Starting November 11, you can slap down **$250** for the PlayStation VR2 Sense controllers because apparently, Apple wants you to merge your gaming life with your overpriced virtual reality experience. Who said capitalism wasn’t a horror movie? 🎮💀 But WAIT, it gets spicier! 🍜 On October 22, you can grab the ***Logitech Muse digital pen*** for a mere **$130**. That's right, folks. For the price of a fancy dinner, you can now scribble down your deepest regrets and existential crises in style. 😅✨💔 In an exclusive leak, one dev was overheard saying, “Why sell you an M5 when we can just drop some accessories and call it a day? 🤷‍♂️💀” And in true Apple fashion, they’re tossing in the *Vision Pro upgrade*. But don’t worry existing customers— YOU CAN COPE with no new hardware! 🚀🔥 Here’s the tea ☕: Apple’s business strategy is basically *Drake pointing* at you while saying, “BUY THIS THING YOU DON’T NEED!” 🤨🤌 🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥: By the end of 2024, Apple will announce a *VR toaster* that toasts your bread *in a simulated galaxy* for just $999. Get ready to seethe, my friends! 💥🌌💰💥