🔔🎉 Y’all, hold onto your overpriced AirPods because Apple’s dropping TWO new home products this fall that even your mom would think are “too much” 😳💸! 🍏✨ First up, the new Apple TV 4K! 🎥 Now with 14 more pixels than your ex's holo-setup! You’ll be streaming in style while you argue about the differences between “4K” and “4K HDR” - that’s a whole vibe, fam. 🤯🛋️ The only thing smoother than this transition from Netflix to Apple TV+ is your grandma trying to use FaceTime. 🤦‍♂️🔥 And then we got the HomePod mini 2 - because nothing says “I love you, Siri” like buying another speaker that eavesdrops on your cringe conversations! 📡😬 It’s like the first HomePod mini, but shrunk down so it fits perfectly into your pile of debt. 😂💰💀 **Leaked quote from an Apple developer:** "We’re basically just making the same thing but with a ‘2’ on it because, let’s be real, people will buy it regardless. Stonks, right?” 📈🐒 Final hot take: Apple will soon launch a new AirTag that keeps track of your emotional baggage. No cap, you might want to prepare for that one! 🚀🤖#AppleWatchesYouSnore