🔔📱🚨BREAKING: Apple’s New Top Secret Project: AI ‘ANSWER ENGINE’!?🚨📱🔔 Hold onto your iPhones, fam! 🍏💰 So your pals over at Apple decided making money the old-fashioned way was too mainstream 😴💸— enter: Project “Answers, Knowledge, and Information”! Yep, they’re putting together a team to create a ChatGPT clone that would make even OpenAI’s robots cringe. 🤖💀 Sources (read: my conspiracy-loving cousin) say this could be for a spiffy new app or maybe to stuff AI wisdom into Siri faster than us trying to delete our online search history. 🙈💾 “When I think about Siri using an AI engine, my brain goes from basic to galaxy brain real quick! 🚀💫” one *totally real* developer allegedly said in the group chat. 😂🙌 But here's the kicker: Apple’s job ads are looking for applicants who can work with data—like it’s not 2023 and everyone isn’t already drowning in that sweet, sweet data! 📊💦 Cope, Apple, cope! Also, can we be real? No one wants to listen to Siri’s new answers when her LITERAL main job is to misunderstand us. 🤦‍♂️ Prediction time, fam🔥: This “Answer Engine” will probably just end up giving you more reasons to ask “what is the meaning of life?” only to reply with “buy more Apple products.” Stonks? No cap! 📈😅💥 #ForeverSiri #iAmSiriHearMeRoar #ThisIsFine