🎉🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Apple is basically trying to create WALL-E but for your living room! 💰🤖 So, Bloomberg spilled the tea ☕ and said that Apple is cooking up a NEW version of Siri, and it's aiming to make your smart home *the* place to be! 🍏✨ But hold up—Siri was still trying to figure out how to play "Hurt" on repeat, and now they want to make it the Pixar lamp’s funky cousin?! 🤡💀 💡 Picture this: A robot on your tabletop that looks like an iPad on stilts—because who needs stability when you can have a dancing screen that follows you around your house? 🤔💃 Next up: Apple's 2027 “Dancing Siri” Bot: the only thing worse than your ex's dance moves! 🤣💔 Leaked dev quote: "Honestly, we just wanted to flex on Google. If my robot can’t bust a move, I’m calling my therapist!” 👩‍💻💔 But real talk? Apple is already like “This is fine,” as the generative AI race heats up and they’re over here like Drake pointing at their current Siri. 🥴📉 No cap, if this tabletop robot isn't serving tea and providing life advice, I’m out! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 10 years, your smart home will be more sentient than you, and it’ll probably roast *you* harder than any group chat! Get ready for emotional support robots, fam! 🚀🤯