"Apple's cooking up a MacBook powered by iPhone chips ππ», cause why not just vibe check the entire lineup? ππ₯"
π¨πβ¨ BREAKING: Apple is SLAYING the game by slapping iPhone chips into a MacBook! Say whaaat?! β‘οΈπ₯ Imagine typing your college paper on your laptop with the same power as your grandmaβs flip phone! ππ #Innovation? More like #NoInnovation ππ π§ π *Leaked developer quote*: βThis is basically just a glorified iPhone. No cap.β π€π° Like, is Apple trying to be the IKEA of tech now? "Want to assemble your own laptop? Grab some screws and a *Big Mac*!" ππ€‘ Picture it: youβre coding your life away, and woops! β the screen goes black because your new MacBook just decided to take a vacation like, βNah, Iβm out!β ππ This is fine. π₯πΆ In a world where each new iPhone looks like they just changed the color, *sticker on a MacBook* as an upgrade sounds about right! Stonks? More like dumpster fire stonks! ππ ππ₯ Hot take: For the next MacBook, Apple will slap a camera on the back and call it a "PC to-go," and weβll all pretend itβs a *game changer*! Yβall ready for that chaos? π€―π₯ #AppleFoolsGold Share this if youβre living for the cringe AND the giggles! β¨π
