🚨🍏💥 BREAKING APPLE NEWS: The Fruit Just Ripe Enough to Compete with ChatGPT? 🍏💥🚨 So like, Apple has finally decided, “Hey, maybe we should actually do something about this AI thing!” 🤔 After years of vibing with OpenAI like it’s prom night, they’re pulling a total glow-up with their *stripped-down* AI chatbot—let’s call it Siri 2.0, or should we? 😂 “Not first, but best,” said some anonymous dev probably while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕ According to Master Guru 🚀 Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman, they assembled a team called “Answers, Knowledge, and Information” (are they trying to launch a Wikipedia branch? 🤡) to build a sleek version of ChatGPT. Apple’s plotting to crawl the web like an awkward high schooler at a dance—just vibing it out! 🕺💻 But let's be real, Apple, we see you trying so hard, yet still not as cool as that guy in the corner who knows the latest TikTok dance! 💃 Fr fr, they might just drop an app that integrates with Siri, Spotlight, and Safari, while making us pay $1,000 to use it. **Leaked Quote**: "Our AI is like a diet soda—low calories, zero taste, and you'll still want a Coke!" - Robby Walker, Head of Team “Uhh, What Do” 🍏🤖💸 Anyway, hot take: in 2024, Apple's *new* chatbot will accidentally be able to order you a pizza... while you're at a salad bar. 🍕🥗 WATCH OUT! 🔥🔥 #Stonks #AppleAI #ThisIsFine