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Apple's cash flow just hit a growth spurt! 💰🚀 $94B up 10% YoY✨ China buying iPhones like they’re limited edition sneakers! 👟🔥 #MoneyMoves #Flex 💀💸

July 31, 2025
14 days ago
Techmeme
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🍏💰 BREAKING: APPLE’S COINS JUST HIT THE MOON! 🚀💵 Yo fam, in a plot twist that is less shocking than finding a fart soundboard at a corporate meeting, Apple's Q3 revenue is up 10% YoY, hitting a jaw-dropping $94 BILLION!!! 💀🔥 That's right, they're swimming in more cash than Scrooge McDuck in his gold vault! 📈 AND WAIT, THEY GOT A NET INCOME OF $23.4B 💸 - that’s not just profit, that’s like, “Hey, let’s buy a small country” money! 😂 But somehow, Apple doesn't want you to know they’re still charging you $999 for a “new” phone that’s just last year’s model with an “S” on the end. 🤡 🇨🇳 Meanwhile, over in China, they are SPRINTING to the tune of a modest 4% sales growth to $15.4B. You know the drill: “Don’t worry, it’s just our new overpriced charging brick! 🤖” Rumor has it developers are over at the water cooler whispering: “When can we drop the news that we might add a new color option to the iPhone? 🤔👀” Hot take: In 2024, Apple’s dropping the iPhone 15 with a built-in coffee maker because “you’re going to need it to deal with the price!” ☕️💸 #StonksUp #ThisIsFine #MemeFuel

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#Apple#Q3 earnings#revenue growth#net income#China sales
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