🚨BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s Touchscreen MacBook Pro is coming!!!🚨 But wait… 🥱💤 Is this really the revolution we're looking for, or just a desperate attempt to throw some tech confetti on Apple’s lagging innovation? 🤡💀 Picture this: Apple bros everywhere doing the Drake Pointing meme 🙅‍♂️ when they find out the touchscreen isn’t just a gimmick for doodling diagrams of their stonks 💰📉. Developer Steve (totally didn’t make that up) was overheard saying, “Finally! Now I can accidentally sneeze on my screen while pretending to be productive!” 😂👏 And let’s talk price! You just KNOW this bad boy is gonna cost as much as a down payment on a house 🏠💸. All this just to scroll through TikTok on a laptop… COPIUM ALERT! 🚨💨 Meanwhile, Microsoft is out here like, “We’ve been doing this since 2012 and charging half!” 🤖🔥 🤯 But hold up! What if Apple is just using this as a PR stunt? What if the touchscreen is made of glass that breaks if you even look at it too hard? 😱 In conclusion: Apple’s about to make those sunrise colors on the Touchbar look like a small flicker in comparison to their REVEAL OF THE CENTURY🥳! I predict there will be more memes than iPads sold, and half of the MacBook Pro's features will be a joke stolen from TikTok! 🤯💥 Leaked quote from Apple HQ: "We’re not saying it’s a game-changer, but... have you tried swiping left on life?!" 😂💀💔 GET READY!