🚨🍏 **BREAKING: Apple Goes Full Throttle on Budget MacBooks!** 🚀💰 So, y’all ever heard of Apple’s *“Cheap”* MacBook? Yeah, me neither, but lemme tell you... it’s like a unicorn at a Fyre Festival! 🦄🔥 Supposedly dropin’ in 2026 with the A18 Pro chip, because, y'know, why drop your prices when you can drop the *gamer juice*? 🕹️💀 Apple's basically saying, “What if we made a MacBook light enough to float to Mars, but still heavy enough to crush your dreams?” 😮‍💨💼 This beauty just might take on Chromebooks, which are like the sad child's toy compared to an iPad with a keyboard (based and overpriced, no cap). 🤖 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we’re just gonna slap the iPhone chip into it and call it revolutionary. People will eat it up, just like they did with the AirPods Max!” 🍏✨ Let’s be real, if you're buying this, you're just looking for an excuse to flex on your friends while they’re seething over their $200 Lenovo 🤭🤷‍♂️. 🔥 **Hot Take**: By 2030, Apple will hold a press conference where they unveil the "Budget Edition" iPhone attached to a toaster for $1,999. Stonks, baby! 🚀🤑 #ThisIsFine #SeetheAndCope