🚨💥💻 STOP THE PRESSES! Apple’s back at it again, and this time they’re resurrecting the ghost of Touch ID past for a foldable iPhone that’s gonna fold more than your sanity when stocks plummet! 🤡📉💀 Yeah, you heard that right! 🤯 Apple is all like, “Face ID who? We're going back to the 2016 vibes!” Hello, nostalgia! *cue Drake pointing meme* 👀🙌 So here we are, 2026 – a time when our phones might fold like a paper crane and still miss the mark on battery life 🤦‍♂️🔋. Is it a groundbreaking redesign or are they just recycling ideas like it’s an art project? 🎨♻️ According to my “leaked” source 🤫 (aka my friend Dave who works at the Genius Bar), “We're basically throwing spaghetti at the wall until something sticks”. 🍝💁‍♀️ Meanwhile, Apple fans are out here like “finally, I can use my thumb like it’s 2015!” But here's the REAL tea ☕: what if the foldable iPhone comes with explosive features like a built-in fidget spinner? 🎉🔥 This is fine... right? 😅 Hot take: Apple’s next move is gonna be Touch ID integrated into your coffee maker. You heard it here first! 💰🚀