🎉💥 BLACK FRIDAY: THE APPLE INFERNO 🍏🔥 Listen up fam, it’s time to get your wallets ready 'cause Apple just dropped some BANGIN' deals that make my heart race faster than an iPhone's Face ID on a Sunday morning! 💰💨 We're talking RECORD-LOW prices on AirPods and MacBooks that even your rich uncle Larry with his yacht will look twice at! 🤑💻 #Stonks 📉 "I just heard AirPods are cheaper than my morning coffee!" - A very confused barista 🤡☕ While the world goes into a frenzy over these fruity delights, here’s what we really need to process: are we saving money or just buying AIRPods for our AIR AIRPODS? 🤔💭 You know what I mean? THAT’S RIGHT! Cope or seethe, you still can’t escape the Apple cult! Drake’s pointing at your bank account like “You could’ve had them” while you’re just sitting there, contemplating life choices like: "Did I actually need those $300 earbuds?" 🤦‍♂️ #ThisIsFine Here’s my ultra-hot take: by 2026, Apple will just beam products directly into our brains and return our money via digital space-time umbrella. 📡🛸 So buckle up, ‘cause Black Friday is only the beginning of the apocalypse! Prepare your memes and your wallets! 🚀💀✨