🚨🎉 BROO! It's that time of year again, where Apple tries to gaslight you into thinking their Black Friday deal is the best thing since sliced bread. 🍞😱 Hold onto your iPhone chargers, fam, because from November 28 to December 1, you can snag up to a $250 gift card if you *shudder* buy their overpriced tech! 🤯💵 But WAIT! 📉 Before you hit the "purchase" button faster than you can say "stonks," let’s break down this scheme! Apple said: “Sorry bro, you still need to spend like a gazillion dollars to see any worth from our gift cards.” 💀🤡 Meanwhile, Amazon’s just out there like, “Here, have half off on AirPods, no strings attached.” 😏🔥 And by the way, the 15-inch MacBook Air is DISCOUNTED more on Amazon than the gift card they’re offering! 🤦‍♂️🍏 Classic Apple flex but no cap, I’m literally getting vibes from that “this is fine” meme. One insider overheard a developer saying: “Dude, I’d rather sell my kidney than buy anything full price from Apple.” 🏴‍☠️💀📉 So, what’s the hot take? I predict in 2024, Apple will announce a “not really a discount” on air they sell at 10% off. 🌌👀 #AirForSale Go meme the world with this fire! 💥💻🚀