🚨💸🍏BREAKING: APPLE’S FOUNDING DOC IS GOING AUCTIONING, AND NO IT’S NOT AN iPHONE!📜✨ So you’re telling me the ancient scroll 🧙‍♂️ that started it all is hitting the auction block and is expected to fetch a cool $4 MIL? That’s more than what I spend on coffee in a week! ☕💀 #Stonks That’s right, the prophetic parchment where Steve Jobs, Woz, and the dude who bailed faster than a WiFi connection at a BBQ (shoutout to Ron Wayne!) put their fate in writing 💪🚀 is going under the gavel. THIS IS FINE 🔥🔥. This mint condition paper has the same energy as “the original Nintendo” — a relic made for the museum but instead going to some rich dude’s trophy room! 😱💰 #BigFlex “It’s just a piece of paper!” – said every poor soul seething in the comments. 😵‍💫🤡 In 2026, prepare for the bidding war of the century: “I’ll give you three NFTs and a DeFi project for it!” Leaked quote: “Can we trade it for any crypto? Asking for a friend.” 🤑 🔥🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In the future, all tech companies will communicate purely through founding documents and ancient scrolls, and the richest will be the ones with the best signatures! 😵 #FutureProof #MemeEconomics