🍏💻💥 WHAT?! Apple Finally REVEALS the App Store is an App Store?! 🤯🚀 Alright fam, gather 'round, because your boomer tech company Apple has somehow managed to do the unthinkable—turn apps.apple.com into an actual APP STORE in 2025!! 😱💰 I mean, can we get a moment of silence for all the 2007 iPhones that didn’t live to see this moment? 🥲📱 Just imagine this: for the last 17 years, clicking that link was literally the digital equivalent of wandering into a deserted playground—just info about swings, but no slides to play on. 🛝💀 Meanwhile, we were all living our best lives downloading apps on our smartphones while the poor web version was just there like, “This is fine.” 🐕‍🦺🔥 "I'm baffled," said some faceless Apple dev in the shadows (maybe it was Tim Cook in a hoodie?). "We thought users weren’t *that* into browsing apps while on their laptops." Oh really? 🤡💨 Can we get a Drake pointing meme for all the peeps who *knew* this was a need? 🙄👉 So, what’s next? Maybe Apple will release the “iFlop,” a 10-year-late home pod that just plays your Spotify playlists on shuffle. Who knows? But if we’s gonna turn the App Store into a website now, I can only predict that the END times are near. Apple will sell us iBubbles in 2030, and they’ll *still* be charging $999. 💸🤖💀 Stay woke! 💥✨ #ChaosIsComing #AppleStonks