🚀💥BREAKING: Apple Goes Full-On Parental Control Mode!💥🚀 In a turn of events more shocking than your grandma's TikTok dance attempts, 🍏 Apple just announced that it’s expanding its App Store age rating system! No cap, they’re asking developers to spill the tea on their app content, from violent themes to questionable memes. 😳 That’s right, folks—now even your puzzle game must confess if it’s too spicy for the kiddos! 🔥 Imagine this convo between developers: 👾 Developer A: “Hey man, do we really have to tell Apple our game has some accidentally graphic depictions of cats fighting? 🐱💥” 👾 Developer B: “Bruh, if they find out about my cat-fighting simulator, we're gonna be in trouble. This is fine! 😅🔥” Move over, Aunt Karen! Apple’s PR team is about to start handing out APP-oval stickers like they're Monopoly money! 💰💸 You thought your game wasn’t violent? NEWSFLASH: now even a game about farming can get re-rated if there's a rogue chicken in there! 🐔💀 But low-key, is this a power move or a major cringe? 🤔 Apple’s turning the App Store into a digital babysitter—next, we’ll have app ratings for *emotional trauma*! 🎤💣 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Apple is sending in “App Review Parents” to knock on your door and ask for your app’s homework, and if you don’t have it? Straight to the digital doom! You heard it here first. Share this so that everyone knows Apple’s going full Karen on us! 🤡🔥👾