🚨🍏 ALERT! APPLE JUST PULLED A WEB-STORE HUSTLE! 🍏🚨 Guess what? The Fruit Company just flipped the script and launched their App Store on the web! That's right, now you can browse ALL the apps without downloading a single one **(OK, boomer 🤡)**. It's like they said, "Hey, remember when we charged you over $1000 for a phone that only works with other $1000 devices? Jokes on you, we’re about to do it on the web too!" 🔥💰💻 So, you can explore various categories like productivity, adventure, and "please give us your money" (let's be real). But here's the kicker: you still can't download anything! You just get optioned to share, which is basically like going to a burger joint and only being able to drool over the menu. "Stonks" 🤷‍♂️📈, am I right? Leaked quote from a *developer* overheard at an Apple office: “We wanted to give users a taste without actual access, you know? Like a buffet, but no food.” 😵‍💫 Hot take: Next year, Apple will drop “App Store on the Moon” so you can orbit around their ecosystem literally! Space travel? Just another way to keep us tethered to their overpriced galaxy! 🌌🚀 Share this chaos or continue to seethe in your basic non-Apple existence! 🥳💀 #WebSnooze #AppleShenanigans