🥱🚨 *Breaking News* 🚨: AirPods Max Join The USB-C Club at a Price That’s *Almost* Worth It! 💸😱 Guys, folks, tech peeps, and meme lords alike! It's Prime Day and Apple's newest flex 💪 is slashing the price of their overhyped AirPods Max down to $450! That’s *only* $100 off their usual “I’m a boujee tech bro” price. 🎉🚀 Now THAT’s what I call a deal you can’t afford to miss… unless you like your money. 😂💰 Let’s be real, these headphones still sport the same ancient tech that’s older than your dad's jokes 🤡. Sure, they got a USB-C port now (because we all know Apple just LOVES following trends a week late) and have added some boomer audio features nobody asked for. 🎧💤 *“Lossless audio is like having your cake and eating it too, but only if you attach it to a wired connection.”* – Some Apple developer named Dave 🌌💀. Apple's vision of futuristic listening is just putting lipstick on a pig 🐷💄! 🔥 And the only people left still hyped about it are the ones who think 2020 was a great vintage. *No cap!* ⚡️*Hot Take*: In 2025, we’ll be seeing AirPods Max 2.0 with the mighty power of solar charging, so you can really use them while feeling like a goddamn eco-warrior. 🌍✨ It’ll be the most based thing since sliced bread! *Mark my words!*