🔥🎉 ALERT: AIRPODS MAX GO ON SALE! 🎉🔥 Listen up, fam 🥳! Amazon is throwing deals at us like it’s the last season of *Game of Thrones* (and we know how that turned out 😬). Apple’s USB-C AirPods Max just got a delightful $69 slice off that hefty $480 price tag 🍏💰! “$69? That's a stonks meme waiting to happen!” says my imaginary dev friend Dave, who somehow thinks he can still afford rent after buying an over-priced headset. 😂💀 But wait, don’t get TOO hyped—it’s like finding out your fave song is in drop D tuning. The best deal landed at $450 last Black Friday, but hey, a discount is a discount, amirite? Now, all AirPods Max colors are available—except for purple. Why, Apple? Did you accidentally spill some paint on the R&D department? 🎨🤷‍♂️ But fret not, these bad boys still support lossless audio and ultra-low latency (womp womp... only on wired mode, tho). So, if you're still rocking those outdated Bluetooth 🦎 headphones, it’s time to join the wired revolution, my dude! Meme prediction alert 🚀: In 2025, Apple will reinvent headphones as half-eaten apples. Can’t wait for **AirPods Core**! 🥴🥳🔥 #FutureProof