🚨💥 BREAKING: Apple Dares to Dabble in AI Chatbots! 🍏🤖💔 🌌 In a plot twist nobody asked for, 🍏 Apple has tossed a baby AI chatbot into its Support app like it's the new iOS update nobody wanted! 💾✨ Yes, folks, the dream of having Siri's confused cousin help us when our phones break down is REAL! #Stonks 🚀💰 👀 Imagine this: You're banging your head against a wall trying to charge your iPhone 12 with a potato. 🥔⚡️ Here comes Apple’s "Support Assistant," looking like it just scrolled through LinkedIn job postings like a pro! 💼🔥 “Uh, have you tried turning it off and on again?” Thanks, genius! 🙄💀 💬 Developer in a DARK ROOM: "Yeah, we're launching this—but only to 0.001% of users because who needs actual support anyway? #ThisIsFine" 🤡🔥 💡 Meme alert: Drake’s “no thanks” to actual human support vs. “take my money” for a virtual robot that can’t help you either! 😂✋ 🌈🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 3 years, we’ll all be begging our AI chatbots to run our lives, and Apple will sell us a subscription to talk to a virtual Tim Cook. Coping harder than a Zoomer in a boomers' meeting! 💀💸 #Based **Share if you’d rather chat with a toaster than this horror show!** 🍞🚀